Are you a fag?

lolwat

1. Nope.
2. I guess... Who are you again?
3. Nope.
4. Nope.
5. I'm thirteen. Take a wild guess.
5a. See question 5.
5b. See question 5a.
6. Pajamas. (I do everything online, and never leave the house.)
6a. Nope.
6b. This is a joke question, right?
7. Yeah.
8. Ever? Yes. Currently? No.
9. Nope. It's Greg.
10. No way in hell.
11. Indirectly. My grandfather was in the Polish army. So there you go.
12. Is it really irrational?
13. Nope.
14. If I had an idea of what to compare it to, I'd flunk the test.
15. See question 5.

Greg Sucks wrote:

5. I'm thirteen. Take a wild guess.
5a. See question 5.
5b. See question 5a.

From these responses, which are obviously affirmative, it is clear that you are in fact a fag. Thank you for your patronage.

Damuna wrote:

Greg Sucks wrote:

5. I'm thirteen. Take a wild guess.
5a. See question 5.
5b. See question 5a.

From these responses, which are obviously affirmative, it is clear that you are in fact a fag. Thank you for your patronage.

Okay then. I guess I must change my name to "Greg Sucks (Guys' Dicks)".

1. Have you had any previous association with homosexuals?
No.
2. Have you ever spoken to Damuna?
Yes, no way I can deny to that. =p
3. Do you often find yourself thinking about attractive male friends?
...No. >_>
4. Do you, in actual fact, love teh cock?
Specify.
5. Have you at any point in your life had sexual contact with another male?
No.
-5a. Was it voluntary?
-5b. Did you like it?
6. What is your usual attire?
Black/red-ish, random t-shirts, sometimes involving games.
-6a. Do you give thought to what you wear beforehand?
No, I just grab some stuff.
-6b. Do you attempt to coordinate your clothing?
Wut.
7. Have you ever played DDR, or any other dancemat game?
Oh, FUCK YOU, DAMUNA!
8. Have you ever felt as if you were born the wrong gender?
No.
9. Is your first name Erik?
No.
10. Would you suck me off if I paid you $20?
No, but I would if you begin thinking in the 500 zone.
11. Were any of your ancestors killed in the Holocaust?
They were. The Netherlands lies directly next to Nazi-Germany,
and I did in fact lose some far away family.
12. Do you have an irrational fear of gas chambers?
No.
13. Are you concerned by other males thinking you are gay?
No.
14. Do you have fears that your penis is too small?
Not at all.
15. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Depends on what you see as sex..
Most might say ''No.'', seeing as there was no real
penis-vagina contact.

Zuan wrote:

1. Have you had any previous association with homosexuals?
No.
2. Have you ever spoken to Damuna?
Yes, no way I can deny to that. =p

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7. Have you ever played DDR, or any other dancemat game?
Oh, FUCK YOU, DAMUNA!

Your contradictory answers to the first two questions, along with your professed desire to sleep with me make it apparent that you are in fact a homosexual.

PS: $500? Don't kid yourself, you're not worth that much.

Damuna wrote:

1. Have you had any previous association with homosexuals?
No.
2. Have you ever spoken to Damuna?
Yes, no way I can deny to that. =p

Your contradictory answers to the first two questions, along with your professed desire to sleep with me make it apparent that you are in fact a homosexual.

I took question 1 as ''Have you ever had previous association IN REAL LIFE.

Ps. Like I give a shit, I wont do it for less, but for that amount I would actually consider it.

Zuan wrote:

I took question 1 as ''Have you ever had previous association IN REAL LIFE.

As would most homosexuals.

Your follow-up responses confirm the initial report: You are most definitely a fag.

1. Have you had any previous association with homosexuals?
Does this forum count? Either way, yes.
2. Have you ever spoken to Damuna?
Yes.
3. Do you often find yourself thinking about attractive male friends?
Define "often". More than I think of non-attractive male friends? No.
4. Do you, in actual fact, love teh cock?
Whose cock? Love my own. Others' not so much.
5. Have you at any point in your life had sexual contact with another male?
No.
-5a. Was it voluntary?
-5b. Did you like it?
6. What is your usual attire?
Gothy/metalhead-y
-6a. Do you give thought to what you wear beforehand?
Some, but not a lot. I don't own enough different clothes to merit thinking about what to wear.
-6b. Do you attempt to coordinate your clothing?
I'm a goddamn artist, I have a good sense of what looks good on me, if that's what you mean.
7. Have you ever played DDR, or any other dancemat game?
No.
8. Have you ever felt as if you were born the wrong gender?
No.
9. Is your first name Erik?
No.
10. Would you suck me off if I paid you $20?
Not for $20, no.
11. Were any of your ancestors killed in the Holocaust?
Not as far as I know.
12. Do you have an irrational fear of gas chambers?
No.
13. Are you concerned by other males thinking you are gay?
No.
14. Do you have fears that your penis is too small?
None.
15. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Yes.

Atzerodt wrote:

-6a. Do you give thought to what you wear beforehand?
Some, but not a lot. I don't own enough different clothes to merit thinking about what to wear.
-6b. Do you attempt to coordinate your clothing?
I'm a goddamn artist, I have a good sense of what looks good on me, if that's what you mean.

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15. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Yes.

Your chosen career and the attention you pay to your appearance, along with your claims to have had sex with a woman strongly suggest that you are a repressed homosexual.

1. nope
2. nope
3. nope
4. nope
5. nope
5a. see 5
5b. see 5
6. pajama shorts and a t shirt
6a. nope
6b. nope
7. once, i sucked at it
8. nope
9. nope
10. nope
11. nope
12. nope
13. nope
14. nope
15. only 14, so nope

olbritishchap wrote:

1. nope
2. nope
3. nope
4. nope
5. nope
5a. see 5
5b. see 5
6. pajama shorts and a t shirt
6a. nope
6b. nope
7. once, i sucked at it
8. nope
9. nope
10. nope
11. nope
12. nope
13. nope
14. nope
15. only 14, so nope

Your answers suggest that you straight, however the fact that you took this questionnaire tells me that you are a homosexual but lied in your answers.

1. There's this one gay fella I know. He thinks I'm creepy
2. Who?
3. nah
4. In actual fact, I have no emotional attachment to teh cock
5. lolno
6. Tshirt/Polo/
6a. sure
6b. Yep
7. I saw someone playing it once
8. nah
9. N-NO
10. That's illegal, son
11. All of them except for none of them
12. no
13. nope
14. I have fears that it's plotting to kill me.
15. nope.


Do I win yet?

Eak wrote:

2. Who?

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9. N-NO

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11. All of them except for none of them

It is clear from your answers that you are a pathological liar, a condition almost certainly brought about due to your incurable homosexuality. You're not to blame, however: It is your parents who named you Erik who should be ashamed - Erik, after all, is the gayest of names.

Sure is a good thing Eak's name is spelt with a 'c'.
Unless it is spelt with a 'k'.
In which case, Eak, you're a homosexual.

Regardless of the spelling, it is clear to all that Eak is a fag. And you, Bryan. Your animu avatar makes it so painfully obvious.

, Damuna? ?

seeing as it' become accustomed on the server that I'm actually a man I'll do this for the lulz

1. Have you had any previous association with homosexuals?
yes
2. Have you ever spoken to Damuna?
yes
3. Do you often find yourself thinking about attractive male friends?
nope
4. Do you, in actual fact, love teh cock?
of course
5. Have you at any point in your life had sexual contact with another male?
yes
5a. Was it voluntary?
the first time, no
5b. Did you like it?
yes
6. What is your usual attire?
shirts and shorts
6a. Do you give thought to what you wear beforehand?
yes
6b. Do you attempt to coordinate your clothing?
sometimes
7. Have you ever played DDR, or any other dancemat game?
yes
8. Have you ever felt as if you were born the wrong gender?
very yes
9. Is your first name Erik?
nope, but i know this one guy...*cougheackcough*
10. Would you suck me off if I paid you $20?
no
11. Were any of your ancestors killed in the Holocaust?
no
12. Do you have an irrational fear of gas chambers?
no
13. Are you concerned by other males thinking you are gay?
lol no?
14. Do you have fears that your penis is too small?
bitch, I knock people out with mine
15. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
no but I want to ;_;

Well Kure, according to this chart you are not gay, but piesexual - you are sexually attracted to mathematical constants. Pervert.

1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. No.
4. I love mine.
5. No.
5a. N/A
5b. N/A
6. Jeans, Fox Jacket, Long Shirt
6a. Not often.
6b. Not often.
7. Yes, when my sister forces me to.
8. No.
9. No, it is William.
10. No.
11. I doubt it.
12. No.
13. Not concerned, but some people claim that I am.
14. No, it's currently a skyscraper.
15. No.

Alon, Lord of Battle wrote:

4. I love mine.
5. No.
5a. N/A
5b. N/A
6. Jeans, Fox Jacket, Long Shirt
6a. Not often.
6b. Not often.
7. Yes, when my sister forces me to.

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14. No, it's currently a skyscraper.

Your clearly defined appearance, attempts to coordinate your clothing and excessive interaction with your sister speak of a closeted homosexuality. In addition, your exaggerations of your penis size, your obsessive love of your own cock and unhealthy penchant for hitting people with phallic objects suggests a fixation with penises that is almost certainly a mix of your inherent homosexuality and your feelings of inadequacy due to the size of your penis. It is also likely that you were raped as a child and have since repressed this memory.

It's true, it was a fat mexican.

Not to worry, simply use my trademark gay-cleansing shower and the trauma will just disappear.