Are you a fag?

I liek it.

1. lol no.
2. who?
3. not in that way
4.
5. Nope
5a.
5b.
6. Clothing.
6a. Only before those fucked up events
6b. coordinate who now?
7. Sure
8. no, but I know kure has.
9. lol no.
10. I have enough money thank you.
11. LOLOCAUST? no.
12. no, but I would like to have one in my home, in case.
13. No?
14. No
15. In actual reality, see #7.

Your toxicology report indicates acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam and doxylamine. From this, I conclude an accidental death caused by the abuse of prescription medications - in simple terms, an overdose of medicines intended to counter depression, relieve pain and aid in sleeping.

Wait a minute...

1. Have you had any previous association with homosexuals?
Does lesbians count?
2. Have you ever spoken to Damuna?
Yes, but he started it!
3. Do you often find yourself thinking about attractive male friends?
No.
4. Do you, in actual fact, love teh cock?
No.
5. Have you at any point in your life had sexual contact with another male?
What if you are a schizo and masturbate, then switch over to another personality?
5a. Was it voluntary?
Not avaible at the moment
5b. Did you like it?
Not avaible at the moment
6. What is your usual attire?
Clothes.
6a. Do you give thought to what you wear beforehand?
I do sort out the stuff wich i dont fit.
6b. Do you attempt to coordinate your clothing?
What does that mean?
7. Have you ever played DDR, or any other dancemat game?
I have seen others do it, IN REAL LIFE!
8. Have you ever felt as if you were born the wrong gender?
Nope.
9. Is your first name Erik?
No not me.
10. Would you suck me off if I paid you $20?
No.
11. Were any of your ancestors killed in the Holocaust?
Negative.
12. Do you have an irrational fear of gas chambers?
I felt just fine last time I was in one.
13. Are you concerned by other males thinking you are gay?
No, are you?
14. Do you have fears that your penis is too small?
Too small for what?
15. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Not as i can recall.

sev the fucking viking wrote:

1. Have you had any previous association with homosexuals?
Does lesbians count?
2. Have you ever spoken to Damuna?
Yes, but he started it!

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6a. Do you give thought to what you wear beforehand?
I do sort out the stuff wich i dont fit.

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7. Have you ever played DDR, or any other dancemat game?
I have seen others do it, IN REAL LIFE!

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15. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Not as i can recall.

Your awareness of lesbians counting as homosexuals, arguing of semantics regarding contact with homosexuals, tendencies of wearing clothes that don't fit to gain a skin-tight effect, vicarious enjoyment of homosexual pastimes and failure to have ever made it with a woman conclusively show that you are a closeted homosexual who tries to attribute his homosexuality either to bisexuality or a "metrosexual" lifestyle. Go fuck some trains, faggot.

I think i scored pretty nicely on this test, at least when you look at the rest of the results.... What about you Damuna? How much of a FAG are YOU? Hm? take the test yourself you twat!

Sure thing bro.


1. Have you had any previous association with homosexuals?

Many. Especially the members of PCJ.

2. Have you ever spoken to Damuna?

I often talk to myself.

3. Do you often find yourself thinking about attractive male friends?

Yes. I also think about 19 often.

4. Do you, in actual fact, love teh cock?

Boy, do I ever.

5. Have you at any point in your life had sexual contact with another male?

The last time was four days ago.

5a. Was it voluntary?

It turns me on more to think that it wasn't. Consensual sex is disgusting.

5b. Did you like it?

It was hilariously bad. Too much lube.

6. What is your usual attire?

Loose-fitting T-shirt and jeans, plus a light jacket.

6a. Do you give thought to what you wear beforehand?

Generally my line of thought is, "How quickly can I take these off?"

6b. Do you attempt to coordinate your clothing?

I try to make sure everything I'm wearing isn't the same colour. I only wear three different ones.

7. Have you ever played DDR, or any other dancemat game?

Yes. I like to play using both the dancemat and a controller at the same time.

8. Have you ever felt as if you were born the wrong gender?

I have long wanted to be the little girl.

9. Is your first name Erik?

No, but I know a guy.

10. Would you suck me off if I paid you $20?

I'd do it for free.

11. Were any of your ancestors killed in the Holocaust?

Yup. Served them right, fukken Jews.

12. Do you have an irrational fear of gas chambers?

Yes, yes I do.

13. Are you concerned by other males thinking you are gay?

I actively encourage them to think I am.

14. Do you have fears that your penis is too small?

I'm more concerned about it being too big.

15. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

Yes. Sex with men is more interesting, though.


So, who's going to evaluate this?